"In a class by itself, this vehicle offers the best of both worlds... fast, quiet, muscle-powered.. [and] the only vehicle you can pick up and carry if the terrain gets too rough... People using bicycles to escape from infested areas have almost always fared better than those on foot... use a mountain bike... Don't let your speed and mobility get to your head, however... The last thing you want is to end up in a ditch, legs broken, bike trashed, with the shuffling of undead feet growing louder with each step."
Monday, October 31, 2011
92. Zombie Survival Guide
From the book/calendar of the same name, comes this praise for the bicycle:
"In a class by itself, this vehicle offers the best of both worlds... fast, quiet, muscle-powered.. [and] the only vehicle you can pick up and carry if the terrain gets too rough... People using bicycles to escape from infested areas have almost always fared better than those on foot... use a mountain bike... Don't let your speed and mobility get to your head, however... The last thing you want is to end up in a ditch, legs broken, bike trashed, with the shuffling of undead feet growing louder with each step."
"In a class by itself, this vehicle offers the best of both worlds... fast, quiet, muscle-powered.. [and] the only vehicle you can pick up and carry if the terrain gets too rough... People using bicycles to escape from infested areas have almost always fared better than those on foot... use a mountain bike... Don't let your speed and mobility get to your head, however... The last thing you want is to end up in a ditch, legs broken, bike trashed, with the shuffling of undead feet growing louder with each step."
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Haha, truer words were probably never spoken than that last line - "The last thing you want is to end up in a ditch, legs broken, bike trashed, with the shuffling of undead feet growing louder with each step." :)
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